What a Sneaky Cat I am

Due to the severity of my actions, I am still grounded. I mean, I tend to think that the way I act reflects something that is unhappy in my life. I certainly was not going to stay home on our three day weekend, that was for sure, but my parents seemed to think I was. Both of my parents have some sort of demeanor that I am out to hurt them, but that is simply untrue. Besides that, in flagrant disregard of my parents direct orders that I was not to leave the house, I decided to be a ninja and sneak out. But unfortunately this was my first time, and my brother unintentionally impeded on my escape. After my parents went to bed, my brother turned all of the lights on, transforming our house into its own Christmas tree of lights. I proceeded to shut them all off, and sure enough, my brother fell asleep. I was starting to gain confidence that this was going to work. I specifically set up the house so that I would know if I was caught, in preparation to create an excuse had I been reprimanded. I pulled the classic pillows under the sheets act, made sure the back door was kept open for stealthy re-entry into the house, and brought my keys with me just in case. With friends being importune and practically begging me to run out the door, sure enough I was outside into my friends car. My night ended at 1 o'clock; I was never caught. I would now consider myself an olympian at sneaking out. Props to me!